Pam: Oh my God. It's Jan.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, dear God in heaven.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: Jan used to be one of my superiors, and she is one of the most erratic and terrifying people I have ever met. Jim and I are pretty sure she had an affair with her ex-assistant Hunter. He was 17. But she looks great. If she asks, will you tell her I said that?