Nellie: Oh, this is a lovely pen. Ah. But, it's mine now because I stole it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Gimme that.
Nellie: Didn't you sign a contract to live under Taliban law? And now, there's been theft. That means, you're not serious or... someone's getting their hand cut off.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're insane.
Nellie: I know. So, it's better that you pick another charity.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, and let your precious Operation Power Grab proceed unchecked? No thank you.
Nellie: In that case, you... [pulls out a cleaver] will have to chop off my hand.