Oscar: I stumbled into a very dramatic situation. Angela's husband just hit on me!
Pam: Oh my god!
Oscar: I know!
Jim: Wait, what? Come on!
Oscar: We were talking about animals, he gives me his cell phone number. He was just dying for me to have it.
Jim: Okay, Oscar, I'm not saying you're not dreamy, because you are, but isn't it possible that he was just schmoozing a voter?
Oscar: Well, if you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.