Ryan: My mom would say the best stuff, though.
Jim: [ahem] You can... [slightly effeminate] You can do it, Ryan.
Ryan: And you know that I'm capable of this.
Jim: You're the only one who can do it, s-sweetie.
Ryan: What did you think of the presentation?
Jim: I thought it was great, sweetie. I would just fix that one-
Ryan: Oh! "Fix" means you hate it! I knew it! I need something to drink!
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, get him a water.
Ryan: No, not a water. A sports drink. I hate everything in that fridge. Not red! Get me something yellow or green from a nearby store. Not red!
Dwight K. Schrute: Why are you just standing there? Go to a nearby store and get him a yellow or green sports drink!