Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Test the Store
Dwight K. Schrute: [to camera] Today is the test launch day for the inaugural Sabre store. [imitates trumpet] And I, Dwight Schrute, am in charge of the entire operation. If I can prove myself today and the store is a hit with the media and Nellie sees this, the vice presidency is mine. Ryan: Are you holding this chair? Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Ryan: ‘cause I feel like I'm gonna fall off. Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Yes. Ryan: I'm not wearing the right shoes for this. Dwight K. Schrute: We went over this, okay? Your tiny fingers make the best knots.