Dwight K. Schrute: Hey. I see what you're doing. It's futile. the VP position is mine.
Todd: Oh, please, You're through. She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight. The cowgirl has chosen her saddle. [clicks tongue, whinnies]
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, saddles... [clicks tongue, whinnies] ... sometimes fall off, especially if you don't properly cinch the girth.
Packer: What? That's a joke, right? You see the way she's all over me.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: If anyone's having sex with Nellie for personal gain, it's me. And I'm not joking at all. If you don't tighten your saddle, you may fall off.