Jim: Are you sure it's stress? Because I did poison you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Very funny, Jim.
Jim: Oh no, I'm serious. I was thinking, "For this trip I have to do something epic, so what should that be?" and then I thought of it. I'll poison you. What are you gonna do? You gonna steal my newspaper or put a cricket in my cereal or something?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna set your face on fire.
Jim: That's a good one.