Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Jury Duty
Dwight K. Schrute: Angela, this child is definitely mine. He looks just like me. Angela: Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby. Dwight K. Schrute: Need I remind you that we were together a month before the wedding? Angela: That is completely untrue. Dwight K. Schrute: Completely true. Remember? Angela: No. Dwight K. Schrute: You said that Robert was not fulfilling you- Angela: I did not. Uh-uh. Dwight K. Schrute: -and I said, "I bet I could fulfill you," and you said, "I'd like to see you try," and then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls. Angela: That didn't happen. Dwight K. Schrute: And then I inserted my penis- Angela: No! Stop it! Dwight K. Schrute: Into your- Angela: Dwight. Dwight K. Schrute: Vagina and- Angela: And even if it did, it's just a coincidence. Dwight K. Schrute: Admit that there is a chance. Angela: I will not. Dwight K. Schrute: Admit it. Admit it. Angela: I will not, it's not-