Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Trivia
Gabe: Hey, man. Uh, look. Unfortunately, Bill had to go fight a fire, so your appointment got- Dwight K. Schrute: [sniffs] There's no fires within eight miles of here. Gabe: Well, it's nine miles away. I'm going to be meeting with you on his behalf. Dwight K. Schrute: What? No, no. Excuse me! Lady! Get anyone from the COO's office on the phone this instant! Receptionist: This must be very frustrating. Gabe: I can see you in the jungle now.