Dwight K. Schrute: Hello? Lacerated hand here folks.
Jim: Nice try, this is ridiculous.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh is it really? Two separate times you have set me up to believe I was being recruited by the CIA.
Jim: Three times.
Dwight K. Schrute: You see?
Andy: Jim, this has your fingerprints all over it.
Jim: Andy, you've gotta be kidding me.