Dwight K. Schrute: Ah! I've been attacked! Oh, my God! Oh! Someone put a porcupine in my drawer!
Toby: Oh, my God.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, I was just sitting here at my desk and I, I reached into my drawer to grab my toothbrush and some tooth powder and- and all of a sudden I was attacked by this blood thirsty rabid creature!
Jim: I wonder, in this office, who has access to a porcupine?
Dwight K. Schrute: Or who in this office knows that I have access and is trying to set me up?
Jim: Hmm...