Andy: Alright. I'm gonna speak in a language you both understand... mo-nay.
Jim: What was that?
Dwight K. Schrute: What is it?
Andy: Money. You both have sizable Christmas bonuses coming your way. If I catch either of you messing with the other, I will give both bonuses to the other person.
Jim: Can't do that.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, absolutely not.
Andy: You need consequences, okay? I want you both walking on eggshells.