Oscar: Dwight, this is one of the archivists here. I thought maybe we could consult him.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really?
Oscar: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well. Anyone employed by the Gettysburg Industrial Complex is certainly going to want to keep quiet about the Battle of Schrute Farms.
Archivist: Schrute Farms did you say? That is a fascinating little chapter of the Civil War.
Oscar: You've heard about it?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes! Ha! Prepare to be refuted! Go on.