Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Gettysburg
Andy: After Chancellorsville, Lee brought his army up the Shenandoah Valley, right through here! They stopped in this field for a picnic, which they called lunch. Erin: [to Dwight] Yeah, but I'm confused... Dwight K. Schrute: Total deaths belongs to Gettysburg but when you're talking about D.P.A., that's deaths per acre... Erin: Mm-hmm. Dwight K. Schrute: ...nothing beats the battle of Schrute Farms. Erin: Oh. D.P.A. sounds way more important that total deaths. Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, it is. And you should read some of these letters that the soldiers wrote home. I mean, it makes the battle of Gettysburg sound like a bunch of schoolgirls wrestling over a hairbrush. [laughs] I'm telling you, they're heartbreaking too. So beautifully written.