Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Pam's Replacement
Dwight K. Schrute: Do you find Cathy Simms attractive? Jim: No. Dwight K. Schrute: Yep, he's lying. Pam: Ah, see, was that so hard? Jim: I am not lying. Pam: Really? Jim: Pam, are you really gonna listen to his stupid homemade test? Dwight K. Schrute: I would listen to my homemade test, because your husband is definitely lying. In fact, he's lied about every question. Even his name. Who are you really?