Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Search Committee
Dwight K. Schrute: Now, listen... Jim: You're not getting an interview, Dwight. The whole point of this Search Committee process is to prevent hiring someone like you ever again. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I know why you're saying that, Jim. I really do. But think of it this way. The hand that reaches from the grave to grip your throat is the strong hand you want on the wheel. Jim: Okay. That's vivid. Dwight K. Schrute: I'm going to make you an offer. Okay? You even do so little as grant me an interview, I will guarantee you your dream work life. Okay? You roll in at 10 a.m. to your own private reserved parking spot, pick up your daily free coffee from Dwight's Caffeine Corner, unlimited sex breaks for you and Pam... Jim: Yikes. Dwight K. Schrute: Erin will eat garbage for your entertainment. Jim: Well, you know how I like taking bribes. Dwight K. Schrute: Ha ha! Jim: But unfortunately, Jo also took the job away from you because she doesn't trust your judgment. So how would that look for me, if I recommended you? Dwight K. Schrute: Fine. I'll do it without you, but you'll regret this.