Dwight K. Schrute: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael Scott: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle? Where'd you find him.
Dwight K. Schrute: There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.
Michael Scott: Ugh! You know me very well, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's because I'm your right-hand man, Michael, but I can't do it. I can't do it again for a whole new guy.
Michael Scott: Now I'm gonna have to go online and look at turtles or else I'm going to be off the whole day.
Dwight K. Schrute: I want to be manager. I just don't understand why I wasn't even interviewed for the job. You know, what's wrong? I was totally qualified, you were pushing for me...