Darryl: It's your old enemy, Goldenface. He's after the NHL All Star Game. He's hidden a bomb somewhere in the stadium. Scarn, this one is personal for me. I own the stadium. I can't see it blown up. It's my retirement plan.
Dwight K. Schrute: We have to search the stadium.
Darryl: Not so fast, Goldenface has taken all the concession stand workers hostage. Scarn, will you find these hostages, and save the game?
Michael Scott: [holding a quarter] Heads I do it, tails I don't. Best out of seven. [flips the coin] Heads. Tails...Heads...Tails...Heads...Tails. Well, it looks like there's going to be a clean-up on aisle five.