Quote from Michael Scott in The Search
Michael Scott: Hello. I would like a hot dog please. Now, I don't have any money so here is what I would like to do. I leave you here with my watch, and I come back later and I pay for the hot dog. Hot Dog Guy: I'm not a pawn shop. Michael Scott: Well, I understand that but this is a $45 watch. Hot Dog Guy: Wow. Michael Scott: With that I could buy... half the menu. Hot Dog Guy: I can't just go giving away hot dogs. Michael Scott: Alright. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don't sell? Hot Dog Guy: Throw 'em away. Michael Scott: Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don't you just throw one away now into my mouth? Hot Dog Guy: No. Michael Scott: Okay. You've just lost my business.