Kelly: It's a Hello Kitty laptop sleeve.
Andy: Hello Kitty's for girls.
Pam: Nashua got MP3 players.
Phyllis: Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.
Kelly: I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny if I were white.
Meredith: Wow.
Phyllis: Oh God.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, come on.
Kelly: I said, "I wonder." I didn't say, "I think."
Gabe: Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets.
Kelly: Blankets, what am I, five?