Ryan: For my current investors, things are going great.
Michael Scott: We already have a buyer.
Pam: Really?! Who?!
Ryan: Washington University. I don't even want to think about selling until our numbers get into the billions.
Michael Scott: At least.
Ryan: So I've decided to open up a second round of investment to friends and family.
Phyllis: Oh, God. Hold on to your wallets, ladies.