Michael Scott: What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?
Andy: Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?
Michael Scott: Oh, God, you know what? I'm gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.
Andy: And the Christmas party.
Michael Scott: And Cinco de Mayo.
Andy: Nah, no. We'll be back before that.
Michael Scott: No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums.