Michael Scott: Toby, can I really tell you anything?
Toby: Of course.
Michael Scott: Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table, eating my penis... I mean peas. That was weird. Ah, it's weird. I think that was ... I was probed. By an alien life form. An A.L.F. Alf. You know, I might have actually been probed by Alf. You might think he's a puppet. You never see the lower half. But there is a lower half.