Quote from Michael Scott in Nepotism
Gabe: Legal says the best way to protect us from a lawsuit is to call this a stress-induced outburst. You will have to undergo six sessions of counseling. Michael Scott: That's it? Really? That's nothing. All right. That's highway robbery. Good. Gabe: Well, that's the spirit. Michael Scott: I can do that. Gabe: And, uh, you will do your counseling right here, because our HR staff are all certified counselors. Michael Scott: Okay. Wait, what? Toby: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to working with you, Michael. Michael Scott: Is there another option? Gabe: The alternative is termination. [Michael stares into the distance, considering the alternative]