Quote from Michael Scott in Nepotism
Phyllis: It's all the packages he was supposed to overnight. He never bothered to send them. Michael Scott: All right, those might be his. He might own an eBay store. Jim: Yep. That's exactly what my first thought was. And then I remembered having a conversation with him where he was like, "I don't own an eBay store," so... Michael Scott: Okay, okay. You know what? This is disgusting. This is like a witch hunt. This is like the Blair Witch Hunt project.