Michael Scott: Nope, it won't be Gabe but actually, there is somebody in the office that is very, very close to Luke.
Dwight K. Schrute: How close?
Michael Scott: Well, Dwight, he wiped his butt. Is that close enough for you?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Of course.
Toby: Guys, I think Michael and Luke are related.
Michael Scott: No. No, Toby. He's not. Yes, he is. He's my nephew.
All: What?
Michael Scott: Luke is my nephew.
Oscar: Michael, that's nepotism. Luke is getting special treatment because he's your nephew.
Michael Scott: Yes, exactly. That is a very nice way of putting it, Oscar. Mixing family and business is a beautiful thing.