Quote from Gabe in Nepotism
Phyllis: Hey, why can't we bother Luke? He deserves it. Michael Scott: Because I don't want it getting back to Sabre that we're yelling at assistants. I think it would reflect poorly on us. Dwight K. Schrute: Who's gonna tell on us? Gabe? Gabe: That'd be hilarious. Uh, "Jo, they're creating a hostile work environment. Stop 'em."