Mediator: I don't follow this exactly. Uh, "The Descendants of any replicants from this union shall have..."
Dwight and Angela: Joint custody
Mediator: Are we talking about your grandchildren?
Angela: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
[aside to camera:]
Angela: Rather than spend all day in court, we've decided to settle our dispute using a mediator. It was an option spelled out in our child-rearing contract.
Dwight K. Schrute: Alleged contract.
Angela: Alleged? I'm going to own your farm by the time this is over.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just try. I will do legal jujitsu on you. Gyah! [pretends to karate chop her neck] See, don't even need to make contact. The law will do it.