Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Cover-up
Michael Scott: You're back. What happened? Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I pulled muscles in both my thighs. Thanks for asking. Michael Scott: No, what happened with Donna? Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, no. She's not cheating. Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here. [near his groin] Michael Scott: Ugh! Dwight K. Schrute: Put your fingers here. Michael Scott: No. No! Are you sure? Dwight K. Schrute: I'm positive. Yeah, oh, and here's your expense receipts right there. Michael Scott: Who eats eight protein bars? Dwight K. Schrute: People who don't trust egg whites.