Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Cover-up
Michael Scott: [quietly] I want someone to follow Donna. I want her tailed. I need the name of a good private investigator. Dwight K. Schrute: I think I've got one for you. [hands Michael a business card] Michael Scott: This is you. How much do you charge? Dwight K. Schrute: $100 a day, plus expenses. Michael Scott: I'll give you $50. Money's no object. Dwight K. Schrute: I'm just gonna warn you, and I say this to all my clients, you might not like what I find. Michael Scott: Okay. Dwight K. Schrute: And you might not like how I find it. [slides over table on his way out]