Michael Scott: Would you mind if I listen to my book on tape? I'm kind of a bookworm. This is the novelization of the movie Precious based on the book Push by Sapphire.
Erin: I was thinking it would be fun to talk on the way over. So what decade would you have chosen to be a teenager?
Michael Scott: [shakes head] I don't know.
Erin: I would have chosen the 1490s.
Michael Scott: Ah.
Erin: 'Cause America was discovered.