Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Delivery
Pam: [on the phone] I just wanted to check and see if there's anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave. Yeah, I'm pregnant. Great, well, I'll write up the order. Okay, thanks. Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute! You can't do that. You cannot exploit your baby for sales. Jim: [on the phone] Hey, did I tell you we were going to have a baby? Oh, thank you very much. I'm excited. Oh, definitely. Dwight K. Schrute: No, no! You need to come by your sales honorably. Pam: There is nothing dishonorable about talking about your life. People like it. Dwight K. Schrute: [later, on the phone] Hey there. Dwight Schrute here. Listen, uh, would you be interested in restocking on paper? Yeah, I could sure use the money. My cousin, uh, came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus. Oh, it's just horrific. The doctor says he'd never seen it beard so quickly. Okay. [aside to camera:] Dwight K. Schrute: I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.