Erin: I'm so sorry if I gave you the impression I'm into Kevin, but I'm not. I like Andy.
Michael Scott: Okay. This is going to kill Kevin.
Erin: I'm sure he'll be fine.
Michael Scott: I'm not so sure. Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally, he has an elephant heart. He had a transplant when he was seventeen. Had some problems, blah blah blah.
Erin: Really?
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: No, Kevin doesn't have an elephant heart. But he is very sensitive. And it won't kill Erin just to go and have lunch with him in the break room like I promised him. I bet his heart is enlarged, though.