Dwight K. Schrute: Has anyone checked how dilated she is? This is ridiculous!
Pam: Dwight, get away!
Michael Scott: No, no, no. Dwight, let Jim do that, please.
Erin: I didn't know we had a tape measure.
Dwight K. Schrute: [holding up a tape measure labeled with "D.K.S."] We don't.