Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Manager and the Salesman
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, well, well. Hmm. Boss for, what was it? Oh, four and a half hours? New record. Low. Previous record? Henry Rostin. Boss for nine years, four months. And he only left because he had family matters to attend to and he- [Jim dunks Dwight's tie in his coffee cup] What? Michael!