Quote from Andy in The Manager and the Salesman
Andy: Excuse me? Everyone? Please check your emails, I just sent you the following message: "Coworkers, you may have received a Valentine from me. Please understand this does not mean that I like you in any way." Phyllis: You don't even like us as friends? Andy: Phyllis, you guys are like my closest friends. I just mean I don't like-like you. Oscar: What are we, five? Andy: "Please don't read into this card. Yours in professionalism, Nard dog."