Quote from Michael Scott in The Manager and the Salesman
Jo: Well, I think you're both being a little too modest. Jim: No, I really, really think Michael is better at being manager for so many reasons. Michael Scott: No, I think I would be bad. I would sleep in my office, and I would sexually harass people. Jim: Why would you do that? Michael Scott: I'm turning myself in right now! Jo: You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management, so I'm gonna defer to your judgment. Michael Scott: Thank you. Jo: I think you will become the salesman, and congratulations! [to Jim] You're gonna be the new manager of this branch! Michael Scott: Great! That's great. Congratulations. Have fun signing my commission checks, boss.