Michael Scott: David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.
David: You weren't supposed to tell anyone, Michael.
Michael Scott: Well, I think we're past that now.
David: I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.
Jim: Oh my God, David. That's horrible.
Meredith: How 'bout us? It's Meredith. By the way, your wife is a very lucky woman.
David: Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.
Michael Scott: We're not fired?
David: No! No, and congratulations.
Michael Scott: Yeah! It's a Christmas miracle!