Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Koi Pond
Dwight K. Schrute: You are not a joke! Michael Scott: I am! Dwight K. Schrute: You are smart. Michael Scott: Jim's smart than me. Dwight K. Schrute: You are handsome. Michael Scott: Jim is more handsome. Dwight K. Schrute: No! Jim is ugly. Please. I mean, I'd give anything for his nose. It's true. But, God, the rest of him? He looks like Popeye's wife.