Quote from Michael Scott in The Lover
Michael Scott: I have recently taken a lover. Jim: Well, that's great. Congratulations. Who's the lucky lady? Michael Scott: Pam's mom. Jim: What? Michael Scott: Pam's mom, Helene. Remember from your wedding? Jim: You're messing with me. Michael Scott: About what? Jim: You did not have sex with Pam's mom. Michael Scott: Oh, big time. Jim: What kind of car does she drive? Michael Scott: She drives a green Camry. Jim: [bleep] Michael Scott: And the seats go all the way down. All the way down.