Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Lover
Dwight K. Schrute: This conversation has two items on the agenda. Jim: Do we have a conversation scheduled? Dwight K. Schrute: Number one, do not leave your things on my desk. It's not some kind of personal pen receptacle for you. I don't care how high they promote you. Which brings me to item number two, I never formally congratulated you on your promotion, so I'd just like to say... [holding up wooden mallard] Conquackulations! Jim: Wow, that's really thoughtful of you, Dwight. Thank you. Dwight K. Schrute: [duck voice] You're welcome! [quacks, laughs]