Michael Scott: Hey. Um. Question for you. I recently purchased some insurance that I can't afford, given my present salary. Is there anything accounting-wise I can do to sort of make it all go away?
Oscar: Accounting-wise, no. But phone-wise, just call up and cancel it.
Michael Scott: No. What about this cash for clunkers thing?
Oscar: Just- No. No.
Michael Scott: All right. It was a thought.