Michael Scott: What are my options here? Do I just ignore it or-
Andy: Yeah, right. You heard him. He's gonna burn the warehouse down or drive one of our trucks off the road.
Michael Scott: I'm calling the police.
Andy: That is the stupidest thing you could do right now.
Dwight K. Schrute: He's right. Cops can't do anything until a crime has been reported.
Andy: Not only that, but if they find out you snitched, you get a dead horse's chopped-off head in your bed.
Michael Scott: Ssh. That's not gonna happen.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's an exaggeration.
Andy: That's how it works!