Quote from Michael Scott in Mafia
Michael Scott: Wait. When did we start talking about the mob? The guy was trying to sell me insurance. Andy: All Mobsters have a front. Sometimes it's selling insurance. Sometimes it's waste management or sanitation. Oscar: For the record, not all Italian-Americans are in the mafia. Michael Scott: I think- He just seemed like he was trying to sell me insurance. Andy: Yeah. "Buy my insurance, or I burn your warehouse down." Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly. Michael Scott: He did talk about a fire in the warehouse. And he also vaguely threatened me with testicular cancer.