Stanley: Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson.
Michael Scott: Hey, Stanley? Favor? Can I stay in your room tonight?
Stanley: Are you out of your mind? I brought Cynthia with me.
Michael Scott: Not in the same bed. In the other bed.
Stanley: I got one queen size bed.
Michael Scott: You. Are. Kidding me.
Stanley: A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael.
Michael Scott: I'm not a physics major, Stanley. I'm just saying be careful.