Jim: Okay, so for the 1.5% increase, pro: everyone gets a little bit.
Michael Scott: [nerdy voice] Con: you look like a nerd.
Jim: Con: no one gets as much as they did last year.
Michael Scott: Pro: you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.
Jim: Pro: no favoritism.
Michael Scott: Con: you unzip your pants, and you find that there's a calculator down there.