Dwight K. Schrute: He's lying.
Toby: He has a doctor's note.
Dwight K. Schrute: From who, Dr. J? You really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off of ladders.
Toby: Guy on my street fell off his ladder painting his house. It was on the news.
Dwight K. Schrute: Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything other than to come up here for birthday cake? "Y'all having birthday cake?"
Toby: That's not a very good Darryl.
Dwight K. Schrute: Please. And how many foremen do you know that pull boxes? It just doesn't add up.