Oscar: You wanted to see me?
Michael Scott: Yes, Oscar, come on in. Close the door, if you would. Thanks so much for talking to me.
Oscar: Yeah, sure.
Michael Scott: I'm going in for a procedure today.
Oscar: Is everything okay?
Michael Scott: Yeah. It's routine. I'm just a little bit scared. I'm sure everything will be fine.
Oscar: What's the procedure, if you don't mind my asking?
Michael Scott: It is a colonoscopy. In your experience, what should I be expecting in terms of sensation or emotions? Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Chaudry?
Oscar: Oh, my God.
Michael Scott: My main concern is should I have a safe word?