Jim: Hey, has everyone heard a crazy rumor about themselves today?
All: Yes.
Michael Scott: [entering conference room] Yeah, yeah! You know what? Let's discredit these rumors.
Jim: Yeah, sure, but who's been saying all that stuff?
Michael Scott: That's not important, Jim. I just think we shouldn't listen to any of that crap.
Pam: Sure, but we should get to the bottom of this. Let's pick a rumor and trace it back to the beginning.
Kevin: I need to do mine first. Who's been saying that there's another person inside of me, working me with controls?
Creed: I heard that from Andy.
Andy: I heard it from Erin.
Erin: I heard it from Michael.
[Michael quietly backs out of the room]