Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Gossip
Michael Scott: Okay everybody, big day. Last day for our interns, a lot of other stuff. Who knows what to believe? Dwight, the honors. Dwight K. Schrute: Present these to the dean for credit. And, as a gift, I've attached my card. Call me any time of the day or night. Eric: Why would we call you at night? Dwight K. Schrute: Well now you can't call me at all. Problem solved. Jim: You're gonna regret that when you find yourself between a moose and her cubs.